Goodness, this is so absurd.

Oh, seriously now, I am not creepy.

I am not tired at all. Furthermore, I would not require any sort of literature to be read to me if I was.
Thank you.

Not tired.

No, you can not have any!

I am Doc Scratch, And this is yet another one of those Homestuck ask blogs.
Though, I am not exactly at my best currently, So hilarity may or may not ensue.

I apologize in advance for every out of character thing I'm about to say, Because I know I'm going to say a lot of them.